Just for fun- stupid questions that deserves stupid answers

STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN
HIM
YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked
up to
you
as you are about to take ur
wedding pix with
ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA
CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
5)I listened to 9 o'clock news, it
was announced that the election
was
postponed. WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR
FOR MY
VILLAGE.
6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOES?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL
ELEPHANT.
7)Standing in front of a police
station* SHEY
NA POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer: No! Na CHURCH....
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